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SGWMDPAR Chapter 3

 

[3]

 

White Moonlight picked up the phone and searched for the phone number of his scumbag first love. The bar was too noisy and he planned to go out and call him and ask him to pick up his boyfriend.

 

When he just walked to the bar entrance and looked back at the boy, he found a middle-aged man was talking to him. The middle-aged man was still touching the boy’s hand, and the boy was trying to retract his hand, but the middle-aged man was instead squeezing it tightly.

 

White Moonlight felt an evil fire escaping from his heart, and hurriedly walked back, vigorously patted the hand of the middle-aged man eating tofu,1 T/N: eating tofu: taking advantage of someone, often with a sexual implication.] and said to the middle-aged man, “Are you planning to not let him go?” The middle-aged man turned to White Moonlight: “Are you his boyfriend?”

 

White Moonlight knows that this kind of strike-up is very common in bars, and he has no reason to hit people, but he just can’t control the fire in his heart.

 

White Moonlight thought to himself, I really have a sense of justice, and I don’t want the child to be bullied.

 

White Moonlight looked at the middle-aged man provocatively, and vaguely ignored the question just now, and asked: “Is there any opinion?” The middle-aged man waved his hand: “No, I just didn’t know, I’m leaving.” After speaking, he left.

 

White Moonlight grabbed the boy’s wrist and walked out, ready to go out and continue to make the phone call. Little Pitiful shou was confused and obediently followed White Moonlight and walked out.

 

It was late, the sky was getting cold, the lights in the bar street were shining, White Moonlight looked at the boy who was being pulled by his hand, his expression suddenly softened.

 

The phone rang three times, and the scumbag first love  answered the phone . In order to avoid suspicion, White Moonlight pulled the boy to a quiet corner, let him sit down on the bench, and put the phone on loudspeaker .

 

Scumbag first love spoke on the phone: “Brother Nan, is that you?”

 

White Moonlight said, “Yes, it’s me.”

 

Before White Moonlight said another sentence, he was interrupted by Scumbag first love. Scum Gong said: “Brother Nan, I really like you so much, I still like you, how about we get back together?” He kept talking incoherently.

 

White Moonlight was a little stunned. When he fell in love (SG) with him (WM) at the beginning , he was just chanting Brother Nan every time.

 

“Brother Nan, come out and play.”

 

“Brother Nan, be careful, don’t skip class. The teacher must come to check on the self-study class  tonight.”

 

“Brother Nan, I seem to like you.”

 

 

White Moonlight frowned. It’s too late now, it’s been so many years since he has met his first love and it’s never been so awkward.

 

White Moonlight was bold and never thought of this development. He opened the loudspeaker to avoid suspicion. Now it seems to be even more embarrassing. He sat down and remembered the sentence he received from Little Pitiful shou “You rob me of my man.”

 

So. well, life is the best script, pouring a pot of dog blood on your head. 2 T/N: dog blood:  in a modern context, 狗血 (dog blood) means something unbelievably cliche/ embarrassing/maladroit/exaggerating that needs to be neutralized with dog blood.

 

White Moonlight saw the tearful look of Little Pitiful shou, put himself back to the  scene: “I’m calling to say that I’m now here with your boyfriend ,he’s drunk, do you want to pick him up?”

 

Scum Gong also  was so drunk that he didn’t even understand what White Moonlight was talking about, so he continued to mutter: “Brother Nan, I really like you. I only like you, I don’t like him, not at all. Brother Nan, please forgive me. I’ll break up with him immediately. The ring I made for you at the time is still reserved for you. I will give it to you whenever you want. Brother Nan, tomorrow is your birthday, right?” Yes , both of them are drunk. White Moonlight said to Scum Gong, “You can shut up.” Then he hung up the phone.

 

White Moonlight saw that Little Pitiful shou had already burst into tears, and he cursed in his heart: “Fucking trash, the stinking problem has not been corrected for so many years, and it has come out to provoke people.”

 

Little Pitiful shou was sitting on the bench, tears flowing down, looking very pitiful, White Moonlight couldn’t hold back, rubbing the head of Little Pitiful shou: “Don’t cry, be good.”

 

In this position, Little Pitiful shou hugged White Moonlight ‘s waist and cried loudly.

 

White Moonlight hesitated for a moment, put his hand on the back of Little Pitiful shou and patted him gently to comfort him, thinking, ‘what the hell is this’.

 

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  • 1
    T/N: eating tofu: taking advantage of someone, often with a sexual implication.]
  • 2
    T/N: dog blood:  in a modern context, 狗血 (dog blood) means something unbelievably cliche/ embarrassing/maladroit/exaggerating that needs to be neutralized with dog blood.
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  1. littleyen littleyen says:

    I think it’s better to choose one between bai yue guang or white moonlight since it mean the same….

    Also this part:
    White Moonlight also was so drunk that he didn’t even understand what Bai Yueguang was talking about,

    i think instead of white moonlight it should be the pitiful shou was so drunk that he didn’t even understand what the white moonlight was talking about..

    For variation, you could also used the name of white moonlight to replace the repeat white moonlight.

    1. Lan Bao Bao Lan Bao Bao says:

      I corrected it, thank you! ☺️☺️☺️☺️

      Also, the real name of White Moonlight is rarely used in the original work, so I am not changing it myself.

  2. Avatar canlah says:

    I feel so bad for the white moonlight being stuck in this awkward scenario even though its still kinda funny
    thanks for translating!

  3. Avatar Seemanta says:

    Oh lord this is so freaking hilarious! ???

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