ISMW Chapter 124

285th floor: ?

286th floor: ??????????

287th floor: Ahhhhh???

288th floor: Did I become illiterate? Why can’t I suddenly read? I don’t understand what you’re saying.

289th floor: I remember last year’s first place on this ranking was Young Master Jian. I voted for him this year too. He’s so cute, with round black eyes, hehe, slurp~

290th floor replied to 280th floor: Idiot, where are you? Did your hands break so you can’t type? Or did you go mute and can’t use voice input?

291st floor: If the Third Prince is also on this ranking this year, who would be first between them?

292nd floor: Don’t know. If we’re talking pure popularity, I think first place would definitely still be the Third Prince, right? After all, whether omega, beta, or alpha, many people like him. I feel like Young Master Jian barely appears. If he wasn’t so rich, who would know him?

293rd floor: Just saying, if this ranking could be bought with money, Young Master Jian would definitely be first. Besides his third uncle, who in the entire galaxy is richer than him?

294th floor: No, you’re missing the point! Shouldn’t the point be that the Third Prince is an alpha? How did he get on the omega ranking?

295th floor replied to 290th floor: Colonel Yu, stop arranging fights and give us some inside information about the Third Prince’s situation! Ahhhhh! Help! I don’t want to be heartbroken!

296th floor: Breaking news!!! Colonel Yu just voted under his real name for the “Omega You Most Want to Marry in the Galaxy” ranking, and he voted for the Third Prince!!!

297th floor: Did the other guards vote?

298th floor replied to 297th floor: That’s the problem… none of them voted!

299th floor replied to 290th floor: Little bastard, you really dare to think! No marrying allowed! Attached screenshot: [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot.]

300th floor replied to 290th floor: I will never agree to this marriage. The Third Prince can’t marry an idiot! Attached screenshot: [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot.]

301st floor replied to 280th floor: Idiot, speak up.

302nd floor: What’s going on? My Third Prince wuwuwu… No, even if he’s an omega I want to be with him. I’m going to vote for him!

303rd floor replied to 301st floor: Wuwuwu Colonel Yu, stop being busy arranging fights and give us some inside information, okay?

304th floor replied to 301st floor: Colonel Yu, say something!

305th floor replied to 301st floor: Colonel Yu, say something!

306th floor replied to 301st floor: Colonel Yu, say something!

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508th floor: Colonel Yu, if you don’t give us some inside information, I’m going to do something bad. You don’t want to see the Third Prince get harshly scolded by me, do you?

509th floor replied to 508th floor: Above, your strategy is using one tiger to devour a wolf. It won’t work! Be careful Colonel Yu arranges a fight with you.

510th floor replied to 508th floor: Idiot, you give your address too.

511th floor: He’s so fast, he loves so much.

512th floor replied to 511th floor: Idiot, adding you too. Come to Central Park with them.

513th floor replied to 512th floor: ??? No way, noble Colonel Yu, I didn’t insult the Third Prince or you. Why do you want to fight me too?

514th floor: Did you say some keyword that hit his sore spot?

515th floor replied to 514th floor: I only replied with 6 words, 4 of which were repeated. Which of the remaining words “love” or “fast” could hurt him?

516th floor: It can’t be the word “love,” so it must be “fast.” Male alphas can’t be called fast. Colonel Yu breaking down is understandable.

517th floor: But Colonel Yu really is fast, faster than my cuckolded unlucky neighbor going to catch adultery.

518th floor: I’m curious, above, how long did your unlucky neighbor wait after knowing he was cuckolded before going to catch adultery? Was it fast or slow?

519th floor replied to 518th floor: Fifteen minutes. I don’t know if that’s fast or slow either. What do you think?

520th floor: I think it depends on the situation. Some situations count as fast, some as slow. Those who understand, understand. No need to say more.

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1500th floor: Breaking news! Shocking bad news!!! The royal family just announced that the Third Prince underwent secondary differentiation into an omega before the third forced landing plan began. He’s no longer an alpha!

1501st floor: Oh no… I’m heartbroken… I can’t accept OO relationships.

1502nd floor: Hahaha, I’m in love! I’m an alpha!

1503rd floor replied to 1502nd floor: You’re a little bastard just like Colonel Yu. You alphas really dare to dream.

1504th floor: Breaking news!!! The universe’s most shocking bad news!!! The royal family announced Yu Chen and the Third Prince’s wedding! Ahhhhh I can’t accept it! Why why why does the Third Prince have to marry his dog?!

1505th floor: I hate that I’m not blind. Why did I have to see this bad news?

1506th floor: Looking at this image again now, I feel like I’m the idiot. Attached screenshot: [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot.]

1507th floor: I’m an idiot. Attached screenshot: [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot.]

1508th floor: I’m an idiot. Attached screenshot: [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot.]

1509th floor: I’m an idiot. Attached screenshot: [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot.]

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1999th floor: Tearful, the Third Prince changed his name and even reposted Yu Dog’s post. I’m heartbroken, I’m truly heartbroken now. I’ll never love again in this lifetime. I don’t want to screenshot what the Third Prince posted, go see for yourselves.

2000th floor: I’m going to screenshot it and post it. I can’t be heartbroken alone, I want you all to be heartbroken with me!

In the screenshot provided by 2000th floor, Yun Xunlan had reposted Yu Chen’s [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot] post with the caption—[Blue Blue’s: He is my baby.]

2001st floor: I’m a clown.jpg

2002nd floor: I’m a clown.jpg

2003rd floor: I’m a clown.jpg

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3032nd floor: Everyone don’t be sad. I carefully studied the Third Prince’s post word by word. Tell me, is there a possibility? This wedding isn’t a real wedding, but a godfather-godson recognition ceremony? So after the wedding (i.e., recognition ceremony) ends, the Third Prince will call Colonel Yu baby, while Colonel Yu calls the Third Prince daddy?

3033rd floor replied to 3032nd floor: Idiot?

3034th floor: Haha! Colonel Yu is breaking down, so it must be true! Phew… Great, they’re not really getting married, I’m not heartbroken. By the way, didn’t Young Master Jian’s daily goods company just launch a new lychee rose flavored bath salt fragrance ball? Did any of you get one? Scalpers please contact me.

3035th floor: Hahahahahaha! Good news, good news! But thinking about how I didn’t get that bath salt fragrance ball either makes me unable to laugh.

3036th floor replied to 3034th floor: First, I’m not Yu Chen. Second, they’re really getting married. Finally, Yu Chen would never call the Third Prince daddy.

3037th floor: Hilarious, Yu Chen won’t call the Third Prince daddy, so does that mean the Third Prince will call Yu Chen daddy?

3038th floor: I get it, this thread should actually be called “Yu Chen’s Final Fantasy Moment.”

3039th floor replied to 3038th floor: Idiot?

3040th floor replied to 3039th floor: You.

3041st floor replied to 3039th floor: Are.

3042nd floor replied to 3039th floor: Mad.

3043rd floor: Moderator, lock this thread, someone’s spreading false information.

3044th floor: He’s really mad.

3045th floor: He’s really mad.

3046th floor: Please, moderator don’t lock this thread! Don’t you want to see Colonel Yu break down and bark like a dog?

[This post was locked by moderator at 05:37]

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