ISMW Chapter 123

The annual galaxy-wide voting for [The Alpha You Most Want to Marry in the Entire Galaxy] ranking had begun again, so on the Star Network Forum, one of the four most famous social platforms in the galaxy, there was a very hot topic recently—

Topic: [Who do you think will rank first in this year’s “Alpha You Most Want to Marry in the Entire Galaxy”?]

1st floor: Third Prince!

2nd floor: No way, OP really has nothing to talk about? This kind of question with a standard answer needs to be discussed again? How much did last year’s first place lead the second and third by? Moreover, the first place even destroyed the Severir insect race this year and became a galactic hero. If he’s not first on this ranking, I’ll livestream eating shit.

3rd floor: Replying to above, there will definitely be changes, because someone who was on last year’s ranking has already been executed.

4th floor: Damn… don’t mention it. Thinking about how I voted for him before makes me sick.

5th floor: Too hellish, scared me into quickly voting for the Third Prince.

6th floor: I also voted for the Third Prince, hehe~ [heart eyes]

7th floor: Wuwuwu can this vote become reality? I really like the Third Prince so much. I wonder which omega will be so lucky to become his princess consort, crying.

8th floor: Broaden the scope a bit. The Crown Princess even married a beta. What if the Third Prince also likes betas?

9th floor: Since we’ve broadened it to betas, broadening it a bit more doesn’t matter, right? Let’s add alphas too.

OP replied to 9th floor: Speaking of alphas reminds me of something funny—this year’s voting isn’t anonymous.

10th floor: I looked at the voting interface again, and it really isn’t anonymous anymore. Why?

11th floor: Did you just pay your internet bill and get back online? Last year the Third Prince’s votes were so far ahead of second and third place that some people thought the votes were bought, demanding the officials reveal voting accounts. After revealing them, they found the large gap was because a bunch of alphas also voted for him. Simply hilarious.

12th floor: Tsk tsk, doesn’t this prove even more that his votes were bought? If not bought, then they were canvassed. Didn’t you see the entire Royal Guard voted for him?

13th floor: The entire Royal Guard is only about ten thousand people. Even if they didn’t vote for the Third Prince, it wouldn’t affect the total vote count.

14th floor replied to 13th floor: Don’t you understand seeing the big picture from small details? If he can get entire Royal Guard units to vote for him, he can get all seven military corps to vote for him.

OP replied to 14th floor: Stop being paranoid. There’s no money for winning first place on this ranking. If you keep talking nonsense, I’ll @ Yu Chen to come scold you.

16th floor: No need to @, Yu Chen will automatically appear when someone insults the Third Prince.

17th floor replied to 14th floor: Idiot?

18th floor: Holy shit? Major Yu, are you for real? And you came so fast?

19th floor replied to 18th floor: He got promoted, he’s Colonel Yu now. Also, Colonel Yu, can you use a different word to insult people? You always say this word, it’s like you’re insulting yourself. Attached screenshot: [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot.]

20th floor replied to 19th floor: Screw off.

21st floor: Wait, isn’t this an anonymous forum? How do you know 17th floor is Colonel Yu? Isn’t it possible it’s another fan of the Third Prince?

22nd floor replied to 21st floor: Did your family just get internet too? Colonel Yu is the Third Prince’s most famous attack dog. Whenever you see someone insulting the Third Prince online, just wait and watch the show. Within three seconds he’ll definitely come out to bite.

24th floor: Yes, and he always curses “idiot” every time.

25th floor: He really seems like an idiot.

26th floor: Actually I think rather than an idiot, he’s more like a repeater. Did he set up a script for auto-replies?

27th floor: I have the same feeling, because he precisely appears wherever the Third Prince is being insulted, bringing along the word “idiot.”

28th floor replied to 27th floor: Stop talking, be careful or Colonel Yu will call you an idiot too.

29th floor: I’m not afraid, because I didn’t insult the Third Prince, only called him an idiot. He won’t appear. Also, don’t you think it’s strange? The Third Prince has more than one guard, so why is only Yu Chen constantly arguing online with the Third Prince’s haters under his real name? My neighbor catching his cheating wife in the act isn’t as diligent as Yu Chen catching haters to argue and fight with.

30th floor: Hahaha what? He’s actually arranged fights with people?

31st floor: Yes, he really did, and more than once. I really don’t understand why someone would prefer fighting with haters who insult him rather than dating the dream alpha of millions of galactic citizens.

32nd floor: Did they actually fight?

33rd floor: Definitely didn’t fight. Seems like the royal PR team stopped it?

34th floor: I think he truly loves the Third Prince, don’t you think? When he sees someone insulting the Third Prince, he gets as angry as my unlucky neighbor who got cuckolded, and goes crazy in exactly the same way.

35th floor replied to 34th floor: I think so too, like he has rabies.

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112th floor: The thread’s gone off-topic. Can we stop talking about Yu Chen and the Third Prince? Can we look at the actual topic?

113th floor: We can still talk about it. I voted for Colonel Yu. Can’t he get first place?

114th floor replied to 113th floor: Are you crazy? Why would you vote for big-mouth Yu Chen?

115th floor replied to 113th floor: Are you crazy? Why would you vote for big-mouth Yu Chen?

116th floor replied to 113th floor: Are you crazy? Why would you vote for big-mouth Yu Chen?

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267th floor: Stop spamming, okay? Let’s discuss peacefully. Yu Chen is really handsome when he doesn’t open his mouth! Have you seen photos of him riding Comet series heavy motorcycles? So handsome it makes your legs weak!!!

268th floor replied to 267th floor: That’s because the riding helmet covers his mouth. When he has his mouth, he’s like this. Attached screenshot: [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot.]

269th floor: This old image is about to get worn out from sharing.

270th floor: Then go screenshot a high-definition version from his Star Network homepage. He’s pinned that post anyway.

271st floor: I just want to know if he can change his name? Having such a name seems like sexual harassment toward the Third Prince. I’m so annoyed. Reporting doesn’t work either. Doesn’t the royal PR team care?

272nd floor: That’s why I say they’re true love. The royal PR team never managed his nickname, only managed his fighting appointments with haters.

273rd floor: I think there’s definitely something between them, because last year he voted for “The Alpha You Most Want to Marry in the Galaxy,” and he voted for the Third Prince!

274th floor: Don’t force ship without evidence. This thread discussed this ages ago. The entire Royal Guard voted for the Third Prince. He’s not unique, and he’s an alpha! Would they really not fight if they were together?

275th floor: OMG!!! Something big happened! The Third Prince’s name was removed from the “Alpha You Most Want to Marry in the Galaxy” ranking!!!

276th floor: Huh? How could this happen? What happened?!

277th floor: What else could it be? Having your name removed definitely means vote manipulation was discovered by officials. Didn’t a male celebrity get his name removed like this last year? Hehe, I said long ago his votes were bought, but you didn’t believe me. You’re as brain-dead as him.

278th floor replied to 277th floor: Are you an idiot?

279th floor replied to 278th floor: Colonel Yu, although you typed two extra words this time, we can still guess your identity.

280th floor replied to 278th floor: The Third Prince’s dog is out biting people again. What’s the point of biting online? Come bite me offline if you dare. Attached screenshot: [Lanlan’s: I’m an idiot.]

281st floor replied to 280th floor: Fine, idiot, give your address. Whoever doesn’t dare give it is a dog.

282nd floor: Is this really fucking Yu Chen?

283rd floor: Told you, he really will arrange fights.

284th floor: Breaking news: The Third Prince’s name appeared on the “Omega You Most Want to Marry in the Galaxy” ranking.

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